Project X Style!

YAAAAAAS YAAAAAAS HONEY YAAAAAAAS! You are officially invited to what's going to be the most EPIC party of your life!!!! We are doing it PROJECT X STYLE! So get ready to wake up in an unfamiliar place, get ready for the worse hangover of your life and get ready to be on the news and every popular social media site out.

Be sure to bring your ID, you must be 21 and over. You must be 21 to enter or my security BIG will be tossing you out. Blast this on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, KIK and other popular social media sites. No wannabes are allowed here! NO weapons allowed and NO driving home drunk.

Expect over 2,000 people or more, this bash is going to be EPIC, Project X style mansion party. Pools, Jacuzzis and private rooms for your expense. Alcohol, weed brownies, spiked punch, porta potties, pool tables and jelly shots.

Special appearances by, Kevin Hart, Rob Dyrek, BIG, WU- TANG, Latoya, Game, Rhianna, Lil Durk, strippers, Canarsiekid, Waka Flocka, MERMAIDMONROE, E-40, Kevin gates, Chris Brown, Trey Songz, robots serving drinks, just to name a few and many more surprises. There will also be surprise performances . . . .

 There is no special dress code come as ratchet as you please. WEAR WHATEVER YOU WANT! Come as you are, SHIT come in your birthday suit and be ready to shake what your mama gave you.

This raucous bash will be taking place in California's Bay Area. It's going down 5.15.15 so save the fucking date. You will want to be a part of this EVENT, it's going down in history of the dopiest party's ever!


See you there!

 

Stupid Potato Chip Companies

Dear Potato Chip Companies,

 I am highly annoyed by the fact there is more air in the bag then potato chips. I don’t remember paying my hard earned 50 cents for air. I am filled with disappointment every time I open a bag of potato chips.

Afternoon snack time is the worst. IT IS VERY DISAPPOINTING TEARING INTO A BAG OF LAYS TO FIND AIR WHERE MY AFTERNONN SNACK SHOULD BE. Nothing is sadder than a nearly empty bag of potato chips when you are starving. It seems you potato chip companies forgot to fill the bag with the most important ingredient, IDIOTS!!

Another thing, can you morons do anything about the fart smell that seeps out of the bag when opened? You guys make enough money gipping the world selling us air bags, you could at least find a better scent for disappointment. Whenever someone opens a bag of chips it’s like, okay, WHO FARTED? Potato chip companies you are just filled with so much disappointment. (THREE THUMBS DOWN)

I prefer Pringles now, you get more for your buck and those little things are packed with flavor. You can seal it when you are done and they won’t get hard after sitting out for 24 hours. With Pringles you get more for your money and a nice pop-top can. Pringles also smell like what they are advertising, if you are expecting blue cheese chips you will get blue cheese potato chips not fart cheese.

Why are potato chip bags half full? Is there a reason for this disappointment? I read somewhere that stupid potato chip companies fill the bag with air to protect the chips from crumbling during the shipping process. Why not make bigger bags for more potato chips and the protective air for the hungry people who love potato chips?

The price went up and the quantity went down when I was a kid potato chips cost 25 cents and the bags were the same size but filled with more potato chips. Now the price went from 25 cents to 50 cents an there are less chips and more air. Why pay more for less? THIS IS TRULY UNFAIR, I HATE YOU SELFISH PRICKS!

I will be sticking to veggie chips and Pringles for now on. Veggie chips are healthier and their bags aren’t filled with air. Pringles are tastier and again you get the bang for your buck. I am very disappointed with Lay’s and Wise chip companies the most. In my end result I will no longer be eating you air bag chips ….

 

Sincerely,

 

No Longer A Air Bag Eater . . . .